Pickled Eggs

The Naughty Scotsman asked:


I went to the movie theater the other weekend to enjoy a show. While there, the man sitting directly in front of me was yakking into his cell phone. It didn’t bother me that much since it was prior to the movie’s start, as I had hopes that he’d stop once the movie began. However, my hopes soon faded, as despite the start of the movie, the man kept yakking into his cell phone.

Since this movie theater sported stadium style seating, I leaned forward and tapped the man on the shoulder. “Excuse me,” I began, “Do you mind ending your phone call or at least taking it outside of the theater?”

“Bite me, douchebag,” was his response. He then continued yakking into his cell phone.

Since this had happened to me in a previous theater experience, I had come well prepared this time for just such an event. Before coming to the theater, I had consumed some chili, pickled eggs and beer, not to mention dressed in a Scottish kilt with only a jock strap underneath.
I slouched back in my seat, tilted my pelvis and spread my knees. I then let go with a forceful blast of gas, actually blowing the man’s hair forward. The man stopped yammering on his cell phone and turned around to look at me, opening his mouth as if to say something. Apparently that is when the stench of my gas hit home, as he turned green, got up and immediately ran for the theater exit. No doubt he was headed for the bathroom or nearest garbage can to throw up.

“You stupid jerk,” spouted off the man who was sitting beside him, “What the hell did you do that for?”

I merely angled my pelvis a little more to aim for this fellow, following through with a second expulsion of gas. Unlike the first burst, this one was a little wetter, speckling the other man’s face with some spunk. He also turned green and ran out quickly, presumably to join his friend in the heaving process.

After all the commotion, I was able to enjoy the rest of the movie in peace.

MARCUS

Sexy Mami asked:


So, yesterday my hubby went to the grocery store to get a few things and he comes back with a gigantic bottle of pickled eggs! He said he bought them because he just wanted to try it. Omg, they were the most DISGUSTING things ever! How can people eat them? My hubby (and me) almost puked when we took the tiniest little bite. Is there anybody who actually likes them? And my other question is there anything else I could make or do with picked eggs because we have this huuuuge bottle that will just go to waste because neither of us are going to touch them again! HELP thank you!!

ALEXANDRIA

CaPtAiN_RaNdOM asked:


i have a spanish project of making a pinata and we are gonna break it in class.
what are some really creative things to fill a pinata with?
no deviled eggs, pickles, open stuff like that.

SALLIE

? Sweet Judy? asked:


I am having Ham
Mashed Potato’s
candied sweet potato’s
creamed corn
deviled eggs…and pickled eggs
My daughter is making pies

What else would be nice to make…………..Any idea’s?

AMALIA

edward b asked:


for thanksgiving… man it my favoite those breadbutter picklies and blackgreen oilves the egg’s celely i’m so full when the turky ready

CORNELL

nafogel asked:


Help, I’m from Georgia and I love pickled eggs, but I can’t seem to find them anywhere on the Island. Does anyone know where to find pickled eggs on Oahu?

SILAS

chris-69@sbcglobal.net asked:


what all would be good to make it taste better besides mayo, pickles and eggs?

EMORY

Chloe asked:


If you want to share any other pickling veggie recipes that will be ok to. Thanks

HAROLD

clancysoda asked:


Looking for a recipe for pickled eggs that uses jalapeno peppers and garlic. My dad made them when we were kids, but I have misplaced recipe that I had. Thanks for any help!

ANTOINETTE

asked:


i thinken i should cook different from hows i ordinarly cook at christmas time .
I ordinarly cook squirrel , rabbit , my brother shots rabbits , and mys familyys eats , smushed potaters , beans , bread with butter from mommys making , my old man makes up some good soup , with unyuns , juice , meat from deers , potaters, and tomatoes. it is all good in your tummy , but i do thinken it is getting old, my grandmas pickled egg recipeas are getting bad, cause she is becomining blind in her one eye ball. what should be good for another meal ? mommy told me so that we could cook up somee of more food .

PHYLLIS